For future reference, I would prefer for you to only come on nights my Paddy is home. I don't enjoy being the one who has to stay awake to see if our roof will blow off.
Dear Toledo Craft Fair:
Please let us make mucho money so I can buy some Christmas Gifts and paint my kitchen lime green.
Dear Regis Philbin:
I will miss you. I think your creapy funny. In that old man/grandpa kinda way.
You are a pointless month. You are in between too good months and I feel bad for you. I here by dub you my new Favorite Month. Love, Your Friend Messy
It is super duper lame that Remembrance day is not a stat holiday here. You should follow the cool kids and give it to us off like the rest of the provinces.
Happy Thursday Y'all!