Letters

Dear Rain:

Ok, I'm good on you today. Especially since I'm having a BBQ for Baddy Paddy's Birthday tonight.

Dear Ice Cream Cake.

I love you.

That's it.

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Dear Brockville Farmer's Market:

I really hope you are busier next Saturday so that I can sell more than last week. Also, I really hope the muffin lady makes me a full bag of raspberry cheesecake muffin again. That was amazeballs.

Dear Non-All Beef Weiners:

I hope the meat man at the market wasn't lying when he promised me I wouldn't notice the differance between you and all beef weiners.